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This is Felix Gaeta. I'm not currently available, but I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Have a nice day.

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tim stoker

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(from here)

Something like that, yeah. It was exhausting. I didn't feel like dealing with anymore.

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I've been in a similar situation. Feeling like I was screaming at a wall, but at least it wasn't a death sentence I was fighting against. I don't know what I would have done if I were in your shoes.

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Well. I hope you don't have to find out.

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And I hope you never suffer through something like that again.

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[Well, that's. More than he expected from someone who is still pretty much a stranger.]

Thanks.
Sorry for the text out of nowhere. Though I guess that kind of makes us even.

...And sorry for sort of standing you up.
I mean, I still think you were laying on the flirting way too thick.

[alwayskayaking]

I think we both know random messages just happen sometimes now. No need to apologies.

And I was laying it on pretty thick. This city lays it on thick so I have make it even thicker to stand out.

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I'm really not sure you do.

[But. You know what? Okay. Without saying anything else, Felix decides to finally send along a picture.]

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Look at that, I was right. You are super cute.

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Lucky guess.

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Or maybe I'm physic?

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Sure. Or that.

[Felix is definitely being sarcastic. But....it is possible...]

dorian gray

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(from here)

[Alright. Dorian IS cute, he has to give him that.]
What reasons?

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I don't react well with tattoo ink.

[ in the sense that his body rejects it as the tattoo fades onto his portrait. but Dorian's keeping that creepy tidbit to himself! ]

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Oh. Allergies, then?
That's unfortunate.

[He's never heard of someone being allergic to tattoo ink but...it's possible, he guesses.]

[brushoff]

You can call it that.

[ good job, captain cryptic. ]

Anyway, all tattoos have a story. What's that one's?

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[...That is just a little too cryptic. But Felix will let it slide.]

This one's story is "I got drunk and a tattoo sounded like a good idea."
I thought a tiger would be cool.

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That's a shitty story.

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I never promised that it wouldn't be.
What would be a non-shitty story?

[brushoff]

Getting it in memory of someone.

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I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but it's not the truth.

[brushoff]

So you are sorry to disappoint me?
We've only just met and you're already giving me shit!

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I'm not sure how you got the exact opposite of what I meant out of that.

[Yes. He is giving him shit.]

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It's one of my many skills. You see, I'm a terrible narcissist with a bad tendency to make everything about myself.

[ as the shitgiving continues ]

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Well, that sounds charming.
At least you're self-aware.