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[scanninggaydis]

This is Felix Gaeta. I'm not currently available, but I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Have a nice day.

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[brushoff]

I don't react well with tattoo ink.

[ in the sense that his body rejects it as the tattoo fades onto his portrait. but Dorian's keeping that creepy tidbit to himself! ]

[scanninggaydis]

Oh. Allergies, then?
That's unfortunate.

[He's never heard of someone being allergic to tattoo ink but...it's possible, he guesses.]

[brushoff]

You can call it that.

[ good job, captain cryptic. ]

Anyway, all tattoos have a story. What's that one's?

[scanninggaydis]

[...That is just a little too cryptic. But Felix will let it slide.]

This one's story is "I got drunk and a tattoo sounded like a good idea."
I thought a tiger would be cool.

[brushoff]

That's a shitty story.

[scanninggaydis]

I never promised that it wouldn't be.
What would be a non-shitty story?

[brushoff]

Getting it in memory of someone.

[scanninggaydis]

I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but it's not the truth.

[brushoff]

So you are sorry to disappoint me?
We've only just met and you're already giving me shit!

[scanninggaydis]

I'm not sure how you got the exact opposite of what I meant out of that.

[Yes. He is giving him shit.]

[brushoff]

It's one of my many skills. You see, I'm a terrible narcissist with a bad tendency to make everything about myself.

[ as the shitgiving continues ]

[scanninggaydis]

Well, that sounds charming.
At least you're self-aware.

[brushoff]

Of course I am. Like I said, I tend to make everything about myself. You have to be self-aware if you're going to succeed in that front.

[scanninggaydis]

And here I thought some people just do that naturally.

[brushoff]

Some do. Others don't.

[scanninggaydis]

I'm really not even sure which one is preferable.

No, I'm pretty sure neither is preferable.